Life through Facebook statuses...

Sarah is tired.
Sarah is wishing she had time to exercise.
Sarah is busy.
Sarah is single.
Sarah is hormonal.
Sarah is missing people.
Sarah is always hungry.
Sarah is pretty much broke.
Sarah is thinking that Wells Fargo is dumb.
Sarah is a pirate.
Sarah is n't loo-loo-looing, she's willow-willow wailing...
Sarah is practically living in the library.
Sarah is trying to kick-butt.
Sarah is wishing she had more time to do things.
Sarah is jealous.
Sarah is sometimes short-tempered.
Sarah is feeling hypocritical sometimes.
Sarah is whiny.
Sarah is in love with fictional characters.
Sarah is sometimes happy.
Sarah is monophonic in a polyphonic world.
Sarah is wearing a ridiculous handlebar mustache.
Sarah is a messy person.
Sarah is missing the idea of being able to read for pleasure.
Sarah is argumentative.
Sarah is bitingly sarcastic.
Sarah is feeling unloved sometimes.
Sarah is PMS-ing.
Sarah is bored with life.
Sarah is wishing for an adventure.
Sarah is wanting to be whisked away.
Sarah is in her own little world.
Sarah is pretending to be a princess.
Sarah is pretty sure her life has less problems than the lives of others...
Sarah is unabel to spel.
Sarah is hating her homework load with a fiery passion that burns like a thousand suns!
Sarah is in love with the music of Adam Pascal.
Sarah is wishing there were more hours in the day.
Sarah is needing to practice more.
Sarah is a music nerd.
Sarah is missing the thought of being in love.
Sarah is n't good enough to do everything.
Sarah is wanting to study abroad. Her adviser needs to get back to her.
Sarah is Woodrow Wilson. Go to bed!
Sarah is right handed.
Sarah is n't as easy-going as she thinks sometimes.
Sarah is addicted to band.
Sarah is in love with the music of Punchinello.
Sarah is random.
Sarah is a big fan of hugs!
Sarah is an AOL/MSN addict.
Sarah is sometimes not good enough.
Sarah is proud to be a redhead.
Sarah is a Harry Potter fan.
Sarah is a enjoying the snow!
Sarah is missing her family a little.
Sarah is wishing that she didn't get dirty so she wouldn't have to shower all the time.
Sarah is wishing she had perfect pitch.
Sarah is annoyed with the violin.
Sarah is needing to get her flute serviced.
Sarah is wanting to go camping sometime.
Sarah is needing a good summer job. Good = well paying.
Sarah is tired of what she perceives as idiocy.
Sarah is not liking all the freaking amount of stuff she has to do...
Sarah is frustrated.
Sarah is a little stressed.
Sarah is lazy.
Sarah is not available in stores.
Sarah is sometimes not sure how to be a good friend.
Sarah is independent.
Sarah is annoying.
Sarah is good at speaking out of turn.
Sarah is excited for this weekend.
Sarah is not sure what to think.
Sarah is not as smart as everyone.
Sarah is a Type A personality.
Sarah is putting the "pro" in "procrastination".
Sarah is glad she does not have to write 58 papers like someone in her Human Relations class.
Sarah is nosy.
Sarah is a writer.
Sarah is an artist.
Sarah is opinionated.
Sarah is caring.
Sarah is trying her best.
Sarah is ridiculous.
Sarah is a sock-puppet.
Sarah is a future band teacher in the making!
Sarah is often noticing more then she lets on...
Sarah is motivated.
Sarah is not an idiot.
Sarah is incredibly talented about making life awkward and infinitely more complicated.
Sarah is learning to be lonely.
Sarah is "beautifully tragic".
Sarah is a night owl.
Sarah is in the Conservatory with the lead pipe.
Sarah is an endangered species.
Sarah is not a good dancer. Does this stop her? Not usually.
Sarah is a music addict.
Sarah is a goof-ball.
Sarah is like the end of any good fortune cookie.... In bed. Sleeping... if you MUST know...