Saturday, October 22, 2011

To the stupid people of the world:

.... Particularly the Stupid Lady with her Stupid Little Kid at the Sumner Movie Theatre at the 7pm showing of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2...

You know who you are.

If your child needs the entire movie narrated to them to explain EVERY SINGLE THING that is going on CLEARLY your child is TOO YOUNG to be seeing this PG-13 MOVIE!

I am not sure you are aware of how close you came to creating an altercation in the movie theatre. Police probably would have been called.

This is the first time I've seen this movie and not been emotionally moved by the actions on screen BECAUSE I WAS SO MAD AND UPSET AT YOU FOR TALKING THROUGH THE MOVIE.

ESPECIALLY DURING THE SCENES WITH NO MUSIC AND NO DIALOGUE.

How stupid and discourteous can you get????

The movie cost $0.99. Spend the other $8 you would have paid at any other theatre and get a babysitter. Or don't go to the movies. It's as simple as that.

Also, why are you taking a child who is not old enough to understand what is going on, or have an awareness of why they should NOT TALK IN A MOVIE THEATRE to Harry Potter of ALL MOVIES???

I have many other nasty things to say, but I would not be surprised your child is already going to have nightmares. I hope you don't get any sleep.


To paraphrase the television show Firefly:

There's a special circle of **** reserved for people who talk in a theatre...