UPDATED: Something fun to take my mind off things...

A. Pick 20 of your favorite movies.
B. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
C. Post them here for everyone to guess.
D. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
E. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions.

"Da Daaaa! Bat Dog!" -Homeward Bound ~Amanda M.

"You're not old enough to shave! What are you doing with a sword? I've been flying around - This is an insurance nightmare! What is this? Some sort of the 'Lord of the Flies' pre-school?" -Hook ~Mary

"I'd like to get in, get on with it, get it over with and get out. Get it?"
"Got it."
"Good." -The Court Jester ~Mom

"Reference department, Miss Blair. Oh, yes, we've looked that up for you, and there are certain poisons which leave no trace, but it's network policy not to mention them on our programs."

"Unfortunately, THIS guitar said, 'When I get back to Georgia, that woman gonna feel my pain.' THIS one said something along the lines of, 'Why yes, these pants ARE lycra.' THESE said, 'I'm very sensitive, very caring, and I have absolutely no idea how to play the guitar.'" -Stranger Than Fiction ~Rachel D.

"Off to Zanzibar, to meet the Zanzibarbarians! " -Muppet Treasure Island ~Amanda M.

"My name is Doctor Hugo Hollingshead. I have a manuscript that contains the most ingenious methods for the perpetration of homicide."
"I'm s-sor-ry D-d-doctor... *gulp* H-h-homicide... Mr. Pierce buys all the manuscripts..." -The Secret Life of Walter Mitty ~Mary

"There are many different kinds of bravery. There's the bravery of thinking of others before one's self. Now, your father has never brandished a sword nor fired a pistol, thank heavens. But he has made many sacrifices for his family, and put away many dreams."
"Where did he put them?"
"He put them in a drawer. And sometimes, late at night, we take them out and admire them. But it gets harder and harder to close the drawer... He does. And that is why he is brave."-Peter Pan ~Mary

"That was the speech?
"It was dumb."
"It was obvious."
"It was pointless."
"It was... short."
"I loved it!" -Muppet Christmas Carol ~Rachel V.

"Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense." -A Christmas Story ~Rachel D.

"Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947. "
"You're right, no human being would stack books like this!" -Ghostbusters! ~Matthew

"I'm hysterical! I'm having hysterics! I'm hysterical! I can't stop when I get like this. I can't stop! I'm hysterical. Oh my god. Ah-la-la-la! ... I'm wet! I'm wet! I'm hysterical and I'm wet!... I'm in pain! I'm in pain, and I'm wet!... And I'm still hysterical!" -The Producers ~Rachel D.

"That's not a king! It's only a queen with a mustache!"
"You'd be surprised at how many kings are only a queen with a mustache." -Hans Christian Anderson ~Mary

"Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound?" Pirates of the Caribbean, Curse of the Black Pearl ~Laura

"Are you insane?! This is Hitler's car!" -Rat Race ~Rachel D.

"What are you doing two weeks on Saturday? "
"Probably killing myself."
"Excellent. What time does that finish? Do you like boats?" -Sliding Doors ~Rachel V.

"If you're a Scottish Lord, then I am Mickey Mouse."

"...I'm afraid I've been thinking..."
"A dangerous pastime..."
"I know." -Disney's Beauty and the Beast ~Rachel D.

"I want some peace and quiet!"
"I'll be quiet."
"And I'll be peace!"

"And so I grew from colt to stallion, as wild and as reckless as thunder over the land. Racing with the eagle, soaring with the wind. Flying? There were times I believed I could." -Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron ~Matthew