An imagined dialogue...

Me: *sees Watson eating my couch cover* Oi! Watson! Stop eating my couch!
Watson: *pauses and then stretches* Huh? Youz talkinz to me? I iz not noming... *catches sight of tail* AH! THERE IZ DAT THING ON MAH BUTT! I willz get it this time..... Nom-nom-nom... *proceeds to wrestle with tail*
Me: *goes back to what I was doing*
Watson: Ah-HA! Dat fold of fabric looked at me goofiez! I will show it!!!! RAWR! *begins to chew couch cover again*
Me: WATSON! NO! *graps "Kitty Corections Bottle"*
Watson: AHHHH! SPRITZING WATERZ OF DOOOOOOOOM!!!! *runs away*