On being mostly German...

Me: Hey, Dan, want a gummi bear?

Dan: Sure! Hey, these are good!

Me: I know. It's the Haribo kind. They're the best.

Dan: It's true. Those Germans sure know how to make the good stuff.

Me: I know! Look at me!

Dan: *laughs* Well-played. I love you.

Me: I love you too.